Trump’s New Self-Deportation Policy Targets ‘Fragile Liberals’ with ‘Dream Destinations’ in the World’s Most Dangerous Nations

In a controversial turn of events, former President Donald Trump has introduced a new policy aimed at helping distraught liberals find their place elsewhere. The policy encourages self-deportation for Democrats who, as the plan suggests, are “too fragile” to accept election results that didn’t swing their way.

The Trump administration has curated a list of welcoming nations — ones that promise a respite from the American ideals they find distressing. But there’s a twist: these “top destinations” rank among the most dangerous or economically unstable countries worldwide. Let’s explore each of these thrilling places where any liberal who “just can’t” might finally find some peace.

The “Top 20” Destinations for Those “Yearning to Escape” America’s Progress

1. North Korea
Known For: Totalitarian governance, restricted freedoms, and a vibrant cult of personality.
North Korea offers escapees the chance to experience a government that truly controls everything, from media to movement. Enjoy the unified daily routine of patriotic marches, where everyone has no choice but to participate!

2. Democratic Republic of the Congo
Known For: Civil conflict, human rights abuses, and severe poverty.
DRC promises an adventure for those fleeing America’s democracy — here, political infighting is backed with actual infighting! With record-breaking inflation and plenty of infrastructure challenges, you’ll find little reminder of the “capitalist horrors” back home.

3. Venezuela
Known For: Economic collapse and political turmoil.
Flee the terrors of American supermarkets and dive into Venezuela’s one-of-a-kind grocery experience! Learn to live without basic necessities, as scarcity and creativity go hand in hand in this thriving economic “experiment.”

4. Afghanistan
Known For: Ongoing conflicts and limited women’s rights.
For those tired of America’s systemic gender discussions, Afghanistan is a place where women’s rights are straightforwardly nonexistent. Finally, you can experience a simple life where choices are few, and traditions are everything.

5. Yemen
Known For: War, famine, and a humanitarian crisis.
Why settle for peace when you can be surrounded by the sounds of airstrikes? Yemen is the ideal spot to ponder the American dream’s shortcomings while braving a real-life dystopia.

6. South Sudan
Known For: Violent tribal conflict and extreme poverty.
Skip the polarizing debates and step into South Sudan’s rustic charm. With minimal infrastructure and ample conflict, you’ll have no distractions from your newfound simplicity.

7. Somalia
Known For: Piracy, drought, and political instability.
Live like a pirate! Somalia offers liberal escapees the chance to experience freedom on the high seas — although piracy here is much more intense than what’s shown in pop culture.

8. Syria
Known For: Protracted civil war and displacement crises.
Here, you’ll discover the true meaning of resilience. Leave America’s relative stability behind and enjoy firsthand what it’s like to live amidst perpetual conflict.

9. Central African Republic
Known For: Extreme poverty and recurring civil wars.
With little infrastructure to remind you of Western “excess,” the Central African Republic offers a retreat into nature, punctuated by the occasional armed conflict.

10. Iraq
Known For: Turmoil, sectarian violence, and corruption.
Iraq promises ample opportunities to disconnect from Western “values” in exchange for days spent dodging bomb threats and blackouts.

11. Haiti
Known For: Political unrest and natural disasters.
Get away from it all — literally. Haiti’s challenges offer an escape from the predictable annoyances of functioning public services.

12. Myanmar
Known For: Ethnic conflicts and military rule.
Myanmar’s top-down government style and suppression of dissent make it a place to watch freedom from a distance. The lush landscapes make a great backdrop for restricted freedom of expression.

13. Honduras
Known For: High crime rates and political corruption.
Discover a world without the pesky constraints of law and order. Honduras’s streets have a certain unpredictable charm for those longing to escape American “oppression.”

14. El Salvador
Known For: Gang violence and poverty.
For those fed up with America’s criminal justice debates, El Salvador offers a crash course in what it’s like to have crime go unchecked. Finally, you can truly live life on the edge!

15. Chad
Known For: Desertification, poverty, and ongoing violence.
Embrace the arid beauty of Chad, where daily life is as sparse as the government’s resources for citizens. It’s perfect for those looking to ditch the creature comforts of modern life.

16. Zimbabwe
Known For: Hyperinflation and political repression.*
Experience the thrill of a currency collapse, where inflation rates make every purchase an adventure. Zimbabwe lets you truly disconnect from American consumerism.

17. Libya
Known For: Militia violence and political instability.
Escape the bureaucratic shackles of the American government and try Libya’s militia-led governance for a change of pace.

18. Pakistan
Known For: Political volatility and regional conflict.
Perfect for those exhausted by U.S. political squabbles, Pakistan offers a more “hands-on” approach to conflict management, often with a side of nuclear anxiety.

19. Burundi
Known For: Violence, poverty, and corruption.*
Burundi’s unique blend of poverty and political turmoil provides a refreshing break from the routine security many Americans take for granted.

20. Sudan
Known For: Civil war and high poverty levels.*
Here, you can truly escape Western ideals by embracing the unpredictability of Sudan’s internal conflicts and limited resources.

The Great “Liberal Exodus” and America’s Growing Patience

Of course, not everyone sees these destinations as appealing, but for those insistent on leaving America’s hypocrisy, perhaps these countries offer an opportunity to finally find peace. As one self-declared ex-American, who refuses to recognize electoral outcomes, declared, “I’ll move to any place that doesn’t remind me of this white-washed nightmare. These picks are extreme, but anything’s better than here.”

Another disgruntled would-be expatriate said, “If I have to watch one more [presidential candidate] win unfairly, I’m off to the whitest place on earth.”