Every four years, the world begs for my attention—and it’s about time they showed some respect.
Every four years, the world begs for my attention—and it’s about time they showed some respect.
“I’ve been watching for 30 years and still don’t understand a thing,” says confused cricket fan.
“It’s just not worth the hassle,” says Galactic Union spokesperson as they consider quieter vacation spots.
Let’s face it, we’ve all collectively decided that “whatever” is our default setting, and it’s about time we …
“It’s like our policies don’t even exist,” says proud developer of the “Filter” app.
“It’s not an addiction, I just have notifications,” says man who clearly hasn’t put his phone down in …
New economic strategy involves rebooting the entire country, preferably after a good night’s sleep.
We thought something felt off,” says confused citizen, staring at calendar.
Lawmakers agree to stop reading bills before voting, citing “no one reads them anyway.”
Experts suggest the nation could unite under a single nap schedule, potentially solving most major conflicts.