“It’s not an addiction, I just have notifications,” says man who clearly hasn’t put his phone down in two hours.
“It’s not an addiction, I just have notifications,” says man who clearly hasn’t put his phone down in two hours.
New economic strategy involves rebooting the entire country, preferably after a good night’s sleep.
We thought something felt off,” says confused citizen, staring at calendar.
Lawmakers agree to stop reading bills before voting, citing “no one reads them anyway.”
Experts suggest the nation could unite under a single nap schedule, potentially solving most major conflicts.
The Anti-Email Party platform includes an automatic “unsubscribe” button for all government communication.